In the last few weeks there have been worrying reports that there have been a number of sightings of a Barbie on the rampage in Bath with a chainsaw. Could it be that, fresh from being dumped by Ken for her rainforest crimes, Barbie is on a heart-broken rampage to destroy the trees of Britain?
Barbie's have been sighted in the central and tourist areas of Bath, including Milson Street (she obviously can't resist a bit of shopping!) and near the rugby ground. Barbie's have also been sighted in Twerton, Weston and in Victoria Park - trying to lure some children to her cause perhaps.
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We have just received notice that a Barbie has been apprehended in Twerton. She has been taken to a local primary school for interrogation! The children of Bath are determined they won't let Barbie get away with her rainforest-wrecking ways!
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