NIGEL'S BLOGG - PART DUEX

HOW TO BE TOPP WITH KANTERBURY GREEN PEES

 The thriling tail of adventur kontineus - by NIGEL MOLESWORTH (not a polise spy, chiz) Part II

I am kontrite. Mr Dollyday, the co-urdinator of KANTERBURY Green Peas (he is strikt but fare) has furowed his nobel brow and sed I must be more respekful.

I am sory that I sed that we bash up SHELL (eek, I sed the evul wurd) but they are not very nise and I once bort a curly wurly that maid me sick.

So, I here you ask, wot else is hapening in KANTERBURY wich is the best netwurk in the univers?

Last munth we go to London to sail on a pirat ship, the ARCTIK SONGRISE. Aargh, Jim lad. I keelhawl up the mainbrace with a kutlefish. That is pirat tork..

We is very koncerned that the ATTIC is melting and ther will be no more pilchards and ice kreem. We is doing everrything that we can to stop it hapening. This is wot I is doing. (Note 1*)

1. Metl every SH-LL (I canot sai the evul wurd agane) garridge with my rai-gun.
2. Make Gidiot Usborn work the plank off the RAINBIRD WORRIER (Note 2*)
3. Vissit my MP wenever I get day release from St Custards. Even tho he nod and agree with us then do the oposit of wot he sez. Sum peeple sai that our PM dos this becos he is a T-R-, butt I think it is becos he is a T-R-.
4. Never sai nassty things about the WurldWide Fiends Of The Natur, even tho they go around saiing, ‘hello clouds, hello sky’.
5. Go to London agane next munth with all the KANTERBURY pirats and rid a poler beer and drink rumm and SAV THE ATTIC.

Hurrah for Green peas.

BY NIGEL MOLESWORTH ESQ., Eco-Worrier, late of St Custard’s Academy-for-the-Criminally-Insane, Intergalaktik Eco-Worrier and Enemy of the Pukon.

(1)* Note: pirats only torks in the prezent tense, does pirats, as any fule kno!

(2)* Note to self, ask Mr Dollyday if we ar alowed to do this? Chiz.