Part of the Greenpeace Motor Show blog
Sunday finds me in a forgiving mood. There's good in everyone, even Geoff, and today seems like an appropriate day to put a little balance into the debate.
So, here goes, 10 good things about Land Rover ...
1. Most Land Rovers are civillian vehicles - only a minority are used to kill people deliberately.
2. The Land Rover Defender is actually quite a useful bit of kit in certain situations. This no more excuses the Range Rover Sport than Kylie excuses Dannii, or Jonathan excuses Paul, but credit where credit's due.
3. The All New Freelander 2 gets 1mpg more than the old one. An infitessimal improvement, but an improvement none the less.
4. Land Rover have launched a CO2 offset programme to balance the emissions produced in manufacture and they also offer offsetting packages to their customers. Offsetting isn't my favourite thing, of which more later, but at least they are trying and shouldn't be discouraged. Yay Land Rover!
5. They seem to have managed to restrain Geoff on the Defender, which still retains a modicum of dignity. Keep up the good work chaps!
6. They didn't produce the Hummer. It's nice to know that the yanks can still out-crass us.
7. They didn't assasinate Kennedy. I'm almost certain of it.
8. Erm,
9. Will this do?
10. Oh yes, I remember now. Land Rover have yet to join the new trend for building cars which manage to incorporate all of the destructive qualities of SUVs without actually looking like SUVs. At least with Land Rover you know where you stand - they look like gasguzzling monstrosities because that's what they are. I noticed a year or so ago that Nissan were producing a 4x4, the 'Murano', which had the body shape and styling of a sports hatchback, just alot bigger. There's a Murano at the show, but also two concept cars from Hyundai and Renault which appear to be moving in the same direction.
This concerns me.
There was a time when off-road cars were used to drive off-road. Then the 'gallumphing 4x4s', to quote the motor show guide, moved off the farm and into the cities. Now it looks as though they've been interbreeding with other types of vehicle. No good can come of this.
My worst fear is that soon when you walk into a showroom to buy a nippy little diesel Citroen the salesman will ask:
"Would you like me to super size that for you?"
It could happen.
Tomorrow, a bit more on 4x4s, but then something completely different. I promise.
