Introducing The Won’t Rest In Peace Coffin™
The world’s first posthumous protest pod, built for those who refuse to go quietly.
From £1,699.99
Always dreamed of guarding oceans, defending rainforests, and fighting climate change… even when you’re six-feet underground? Good news, we’ve got a casket for that.
Features
Pop-Up Protest Arm™
A six-foot telescopic arm engineered for maximum visibility, with precision-balanced joints and corrosion-resistant materials. Its advanced alignment system keeps your placard perfectly oriented above the ground, so your voice stays prominent even after you’ve croaked.
Interchangeable Placard System™
A weatherproof modular display that lets your loved ones swap messages in seconds. Whether you’re protesting oil giants on Sunday or protecting whales on Wednesday, every placard stays secure, visible, and ready for action. Choose from 300+ preloaded messages or add your own!
Revolutionary Sleeve Selector™
Customise your protest limb with high-fashion, durable materials like tartan, denim, or our all-new Forest Camo, ensuring your afterlife activism looks dead good… literally.
Eco-Activism Built In
Expertly crafted from FSC-certified, ethically sourced wood with an eco-friendly, sustainably polished finish, ensuring your activism remains greener than the politicians you’re protesting.
Wait wait wait…
All this “cutting-edge” coffin tech is fun, but you don’t need ridiculously tall arms, swappable placards, or fancy sleeves to keep your activism alive. It’s much easier to leave a gift to Greenpeace in your Will and be part of the fight that never dies.